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JASON BRADDY-VOCALS, GUITAR JAY SCHWEIGERT-LEAD GUITAR

ASSISTED SARCASM CONSISTS OF JASON BRADDY AND JAY SCHWEIGERT. JASON AND JAY MET BACK IN 1991 WHEN JAY FIRST APPROACHED JASON AND SAID I'M YOUR FATHER, SEVERAL MOMENTS OF DENIAL AND ARGUEMENT, JAY PROCLAIMED THAT SINCE HIS NAME WAS JAY AND JASON'S WAS JASON, IT SOUNDED LIKE JAY'S SON(JASON). SO THE JOKE BROKE THE ICE. IT WASN'T UNTIL 1997 WHEN JASON AND JAY STARTED WRITING SONGS TOGETHER UNDER THE NAME MY HORSE NED. WRITING A COLLECTIVE SET OF SONGS AND COMPLETELY TOO BROKE FOR THE PROFESSIONAL STUDIO, THEY RECORDED AN ALBUM ON A SIMPLE DOLLAR GENERAL TAPE RECORDER. THE ALBUM SURFACED NOWHERE, EXCEPT AMONG FRIENDS. IN 2000 JASON AND JAY SPLIT WAYS. JASON AND JAY REUNITED IN 2008, AND HAVE BEEN WORKING ON NEW MATERIAL EVER SINCE.

I WAS CREATED BY TWO WITCH DOCTORS IN HOPE OF CREATING THE DESTRUCTION OF MAN-KIND AS WE KNOW IT. DUE TO MY PROLONGING FAILURES, THEY SOON GAVE UP HOPE, AND ABANDONED ME ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A REDNECK TOWN WHERE I WAS RAISED BY TWO SEXY LESBIONS(WHICH FURTHURED MY DELIOUS DESIRE FOR HOT LESBIONS, AND THE FEMALE FORM IN GENERAL). GROWING UP AROUND TWO HOT LESBIONS HAD IT'S BENEFITS AS I SAW THE WORLD'S GREATEST CREATIONS IN TRUE FORM...NAKED. NOW THAT I HAD MY PERVERTED NATURE, I WAS READY TO ATTEND JE-NEIR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHERE UP UNTIL THEN I WAS HOME SCHOOLED. AFTER SEVERAL DETENTIONS FOR TRYING TO GRAB SOME STRANGE. I CAME ACROSS A KID WHO PROCLAIMED TO BE MY FATHER AND TO MUCH DISMAY I CAVED IN AND LET HIM SHOW ME HIS WORDS OF WISEDOM AND GREAT GUITAR PLAYING METHODS, THE REST WAS WRITTEN...

I WAS BORN LONG AGO. I AM NOT THE CHOSEN NOR THE ONE, JUST A LONELY APPRENTICE IN THE MUSICIANS GUILD. IT WAS NOT ALWAYS SO, I NEVER KNEW MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS, THEY ABANDONED ME IN FRONT OF AN EMPTY ICE CUBE FACTORY IN DOWNTOWN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO. I WAS PICKED UP BY A GROUP OF MIGRANT WORKERS IN HOPES OF SELLING MY SWEET INFANT SELF TO A CHILDLESS COUPLE OR MANIC BABY EATER. THEY REALLY DIDN'T CARE. THEY JUST WANTED MONEY OR TRABAJO...ON THEIR WAY TO THE APPLE ORCHARD OF IDAHO, THEY ENCOUNTERED A GROUP OF ANTI-GOVERNMENT MERCENARIES, LED BY A CHILDLESS COUPLE...THEY TAUGHT ME ALL THE SKILLS I NEEDED TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT, HOW TO SKIN A BUCK, RUN A TROUT LINE, MURDER A HIGH RANKING SENATOR AND PIN IT ON HIS MISTRESS. THEN KILL HER AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. YOU KNOW, ALL THE THINGS A 10 YR. OLD BOY NEEDS TO KNOW TO KEEP HIMSELF OCCUPIED. ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I TURNED 11...ON THE RUN FROM THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT, MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY AND BLEND INTO THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY. I MADE MY WAY TO I DON'T KNOW WHERE, MY MONEY RAN OUT IN A NOTHING PEST-HOLE OF A TOWN CALLED MOMENCE. I TOOK STOCK OF MY SITUATION AND FIGURED IT COULD GET WORSE, I COULD BE HANGING BY MY TOES BEING SODOMIZED WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE IN SOME REDNECKS BASEMENT...I INTEGRATED MYSELF INTO JE-NEIR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LIFE, PLAYING THE PART OF THE QUIET, PICKED ON OUTCAST. PERFECT. THEN ONE DAY, THIS KID SHOWS UP AND HIS NAME IS JASON AND I HAD PICKED MY NAME TO BE JAY. IT MADE SENSE THAT HE WOULD BE MY SON. IT WAS IN THE NAME NEVERMIND THAT MY GENITACS WERE NOT CAPABLE OF THE ACT OF PROCREATION YET, I HAD A SON! I INTRODUCED MYSELF AS HIS FATHER, AND WE WERE FRIENDS SINCE...


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		HISTORY ASSISTED SARCASM CONSISTS OF JASON BRADDY AND JAY SCHWEIGERT. JASON AND JAY MET BACK IN 1991 WHEN JAY FIRST APPROACHED JASON AND SAID I'M YOUR FATHER, SEVERAL MOMENTS OF DENIAL AND ARGUEMENT, JAY PROCLAIMED THAT SINCE HIS NAME WAS JAY AND JASON'S WAS JASON, IT SOUNDED LIKE JAY'S SON(JASON). SO THE JOKE BROKE THE ICE. IT WASN'T UNTIL 1997 WHEN JASON AND JAY STARTED WRITING SONGS TOGETHER UNDER THE NAME MY HORSE NED. WRITING A COLLECTIVE SET OF SONGS AND COMPLETELY TOO BROKE FOR THE PROFESSIONAL STUDIO, THEY RECORDED AN ALBUM ON A SIMPLE DOLLAR GENERAL TAPE RECORDER. THE ALBUM SURFACED NOWHERE, EXCEPT AMONG FRIENDS. IN 2000 JASON AND JAY SPLIT WAYS. JASON AND JAY REUNITED IN 2008, AND HAVE BEEN WORKING ON NEW MATERIAL EVER SINCE.						BIO JASON BRADDY I WAS CREATED BY TWO WITCH DOCTORS IN HOPE OF CREATING THE DESTRUCTION OF MAN-KIND AS WE KNOW IT. DUE TO MY PROLONGING FAILURES, THEY SOON GAVE UP HOPE, AND ABANDONED ME ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A REDNECK TOWN WHERE I WAS RAISED BY TWO SEXY LESBIONS(WHICH FURTHURED MY DELIOUS DESIRE FOR HOT LESBIONS, AND THE FEMALE FORM IN GENERAL). GROWING UP AROUND TWO HOT LESBIONS HAD IT'S BENEFITS AS I SAW THE WORLD'S GREATEST CREATIONS IN TRUE FORM...NAKED. NOW THAT I HAD MY PERVERTED NATURE, I WAS READY TO ATTEND JE-NEIR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, WHERE UP UNTIL THEN I WAS HOME SCHOOLED. AFTER SEVERAL DETENTIONS FOR TRYING TO GRAB SOME STRANGE. I CAME ACROSS A KID WHO PROCLAIMED TO BE MY FATHER AND TO MUCH DISMAY I CAVED IN AND LET HIM SHOW ME HIS WORDS OF WISEDOM AND GREAT GUITAR PLAYING METHODS, THE REST WAS WRITTEN... JAY SCHWEIGERT I WAS BORN LONG AGO. I AM NOT THE CHOSEN NOR THE ONE, JUST A LONELY APPRENTICE IN THE MUSICIANS GUILD. IT WAS NOT ALWAYS SO, I NEVER KNEW MY BIOLOGICAL PARENTS, THEY ABANDONED ME IN FRONT OF AN EMPTY ICE CUBE FACTORY IN DOWNTOWN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO. I WAS PICKED UP BY A GROUP OF MIGRANT WORKERS IN HOPES OF SELLING MY SWEET INFANT SELF TO A CHILDLESS COUPLE OR MANIC BABY EATER. THEY REALLY DIDN'T CARE. THEY JUST WANTED MONEY OR TRABAJO...ON THEIR WAY TO THE APPLE ORCHARD OF IDAHO, THEY ENCOUNTERED A GROUP OF ANTI-GOVERNMENT MERCENARIES, LED BY A CHILDLESS COUPLE...THEY TAUGHT ME ALL THE SKILLS I NEEDED TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT, HOW TO SKIN A BUCK, RUN A TROUT LINE, MURDER A HIGH RANKING SENATOR AND PIN IT ON HIS MISTRESS. THEN KILL HER AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. YOU KNOW, ALL THE THINGS A 10 YR. OLD BOY NEEDS TO KNOW TO KEEP HIMSELF OCCUPIED. ALL THAT CHANGED WHEN I TURNED 11...ON THE RUN FROM THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT, MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME HOW TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY AND BLEND INTO THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY. I MADE MY WAY TO I DON'T KNOW WHERE, MY MONEY RAN OUT IN A NOTHING PEST-HOLE OF A TOWN CALLED MOMENCE. I TOOK STOCK OF MY SITUATION AND FIGURED IT COULD GET WORSE, I COULD BE HANGING BY MY TOES BEING SODOMIZED WITH A BROKEN BOTTLE IN SOME REDNECKS BASEMENT...I INTEGRATED MYSELF INTO JE-NEIR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL LIFE, PLAYING THE PART OF THE QUIET, PICKED ON OUTCAST. PERFECT. THEN ONE DAY, THIS KID SHOWS UP AND HIS NAME IS JASON AND I HAD PICKED MY NAME TO BE JAY. IT MADE SENSE THAT HE WOULD BE MY SON. IT WAS IN THE NAME NEVERMIND THAT MY GENITACS WERE NOT CAPABLE OF THE ACT OF PROCREATION YET, I HAD A SON! I INTRODUCED MYSELF AS HIS FATHER, AND WE WERE FRIENDS SINCE...